L-R, Darrell Fusaro and Ed Biagiotti receive an anonymous gift from a fan. In their travels they've enjoyed bangers and mash, and even spotted dick, but never before have they been treated to a bag of dicks.
There's no need to remain cooped up. The moment you were born you were granted unlimited freedom and power to enjoy the fulfillment of your dreams. Let go of petty thinking and join Darrell and Ed at home on the range. Timothy A. Parkhurst, U.S. Marines veteran and cofounder of Warrior Hall, drops by to roost and discuss today's Daily Word®, "Free." Click here to listen/download.
The 3 Breaths
"When I drop my turds, I'm free as a bird."
"When I drop my turds, I'm free as a bird."
Your power to demonstrate is your awareness of this presence within you and uniting with it by calling upon it for your every desire and then giving thanks for having already received it. The great cosmic secret is-you have your good now. This promise is-God the all good is everywhere evenly present and instantly available. Your recognition of this truth and of your oneness with God gives you at once a feeling of oneness with the thing you desire, and this agreement that it is already yours is the powerful back of all demonstration.
Be childlike in mind. Be one pointed in consciousness, or direct. Do not hurry, strain or worry… Remember there is no distance between God and man. Relax, let go and affirm, "It is easy, for the Father indwelling he doeth the work." Learn the new password, "To let," not "make," things happen.
(Don't pussyfoot around) Stop running around to other people. Stop telling other people what you want. Tell God about it. "Ask and you shall receive. I will give the the desires of the heart."
–From You by Frances Wilshire
Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. –Arthur Schopenhauer, from A New Day
Fear grows out of the things we think; it lives in our minds. Compassion grows out of the thing we are, and lives in our hearts. –Barbara Garrison
When we learn to trust the Universe, we shall be happy, prosperous and well. We must learn to come under that Divine Government, and accept the face that Nature’s table is ever filled. Never was there a Cosmic famine. “The finite alone has wrought and suffered, the Infinite lies stretched in smiling repose.” God is always God. No matter what our emotional storm, or what our objective situation, may be, there is always a something hidden in the inner being that has never been violated. We may stumble, but always there is that Eternal Voice, forever whispering within our ear, that thing which causes the eternal quest, that thing which forever sings and sings. –Ernest Holmes, Science of Mind
Be childlike in mind. Be one pointed in consciousness, or direct. Do not hurry, strain or worry… Remember there is no distance between God and man. Relax, let go and affirm, "It is easy, for the Father indwelling he doeth the work." Learn the new password, "To let," not "make," things happen.
(Don't pussyfoot around) Stop running around to other people. Stop telling other people what you want. Tell God about it. "Ask and you shall receive. I will give the the desires of the heart."
–From You by Frances Wilshire
Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. –Arthur Schopenhauer, from A New Day
Fear grows out of the things we think; it lives in our minds. Compassion grows out of the thing we are, and lives in our hearts. –Barbara Garrison
When we learn to trust the Universe, we shall be happy, prosperous and well. We must learn to come under that Divine Government, and accept the face that Nature’s table is ever filled. Never was there a Cosmic famine. “The finite alone has wrought and suffered, the Infinite lies stretched in smiling repose.” God is always God. No matter what our emotional storm, or what our objective situation, may be, there is always a something hidden in the inner being that has never been violated. We may stumble, but always there is that Eternal Voice, forever whispering within our ear, that thing which causes the eternal quest, that thing which forever sings and sings. –Ernest Holmes, Science of Mind
At times I may feel constrained by my doubts and fears. Yet I can move away from mistaken beliefs in lack and limitation. I can do so by turning my attention from false negative beliefs and instead turn toward the light and understanding of God. Doing so aligns my thoughts with spiritual awareness. God’s presence helps me to step out of that state of doubt.
This connection with the Divine moves me forward in faith. My mind is focused, my heart is at peace, and my spirit now soars. I am free of seeming limitations. I am free of fear. Confidence is mine as I embrace the spiritual freedom that God provides.
Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. And all of us ... seeing the glory of the Lord ... are being transformed into the same image from one degree of glory to another.—2 Corinthians 3:17-18
This connection with the Divine moves me forward in faith. My mind is focused, my heart is at peace, and my spirit now soars. I am free of seeming limitations. I am free of fear. Confidence is mine as I embrace the spiritual freedom that God provides.
Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. And all of us ... seeing the glory of the Lord ... are being transformed into the same image from one degree of glory to another.—2 Corinthians 3:17-18
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From Rachel Gallant, New Hampshire
Hello Darrell and Ed,
Thank you so much for your Good Luck wishes you sent on the day of the marathon.
The Dublin Marathon experience was simply beyond words. I ran with my heart not my head this time and it made all difference in the world. It was magical!! The spectators were out of this world. I cannot thank God enough for all the signs, wonders and Miracles leading up to this event that continuously sprinkled my world with a confetti like Joy beyond my wildest dreams. I truly do believe the saying...."All power is given unto me to bring my Heaven upon my Earth" Florence Scovel Shinn the past year has been a beautiful unfolding of such truth. WOW!!!
"The JOY of the Lord is my strength"
Nehemiah 8:10
Saving The Best part for last was choosing 3 Jubilant finishers to Bless with your book!!!
Here they are!!!! God Bless Them!!
And God Bless You Two!! I love your Spirits, I love your Humor, I love your hearts Ed and Darrell
Love,
Rachel
High and wide!!!
Thank you again Darrell and Ed, It was so much FUN!!!
PS. I ran fast enough to qualify to run in the Boston Marathon, Boston MA. I Love That City!!!!
Yahoo!!
From Anonymous
(See photo below)
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
Along with a package of gummy dicks.
Hello Darrell and Ed,
Thank you so much for your Good Luck wishes you sent on the day of the marathon.
The Dublin Marathon experience was simply beyond words. I ran with my heart not my head this time and it made all difference in the world. It was magical!! The spectators were out of this world. I cannot thank God enough for all the signs, wonders and Miracles leading up to this event that continuously sprinkled my world with a confetti like Joy beyond my wildest dreams. I truly do believe the saying...."All power is given unto me to bring my Heaven upon my Earth" Florence Scovel Shinn the past year has been a beautiful unfolding of such truth. WOW!!!
"The JOY of the Lord is my strength"
Nehemiah 8:10
Saving The Best part for last was choosing 3 Jubilant finishers to Bless with your book!!!
Here they are!!!! God Bless Them!!
And God Bless You Two!! I love your Spirits, I love your Humor, I love your hearts Ed and Darrell
Love,
Rachel
High and wide!!!
Thank you again Darrell and Ed, It was so much FUN!!!
PS. I ran fast enough to qualify to run in the Boston Marathon, Boston MA. I Love That City!!!!
Yahoo!!
From Anonymous
(See photo below)
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
Along with a package of gummy dicks.
Darrell and Ed love you! Who ever you are.
Joke of the Day
Jeff Comfort stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain... While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si senor Comfort, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
Jeff Comfort said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor Comfort. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, Jeff Comfort returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor Comfort. Sometimes the bull wins."
The waiter replied, 'Si senor Comfort, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
Jeff Comfort said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor Comfort. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, Jeff Comfort returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor Comfort. Sometimes the bull wins."
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