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When we look for approval outside of ourselves, we forget how powerful we are. Trusting God gives us the freedom to think positively, act courageously, laugh joyously, and give generously. Funniest Thing! fan Cheri Knight Skype's by from Kentucky to read and discuss today's Daily Word®, "Independence."  Click here to listen/download.

The 3 Breaths
"I ain't no joker, I step out like Lee Iacocca."

You are not an observer of the universe.  You are a vital participant of the universe.  Let no one ever again tell you of your unimportance.  God did not make a mistake when you were born.  Intelligence created you to live in these times because you are equipped to meet the challenges of these times.  You are the right person, in the right place, to create a right world for yourself.  All of the resources of the infinite are already yours.  They need you as a means of self-expression.  –Raymond Charles Barker, The Power of Decision

If you really believe that you are "entitled" to the fullness of the kingdom, the resulting "outforming" may appear to be miraculous, for wonderful things can and will be done, but it is a natural fulfillment of divine law.  –Eric Butterworth, Spiritual Economics

We cannot afford to believe in imperfection for a single second, for to do so is to doubt God; it is to believe in a Power apart from God, to believe in another Creator.  Let us daily say to ourselves: "Perfect God within me, Perfect Life within me, which is God, come forth into expression through me as that which I am; lead me ever into the paths of perfection and cause me to see only the Good."  By this practice, the soul will become illumined and will acquaint itself with God and be at peace.  "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in Heaven is perfect."  –Ernest Holmes, Science of Mind

Freedom from limitation: "As man realizes his oneness with creative mind, he is released from the bondage of false thinking."  –Ernest Holmes, The Science of Mind

The more we become willing to depend upon a Higher Power, the more independent we actually are. Therefore dependence, upon God,is really a means of gaining true independence of the spirit.

Let's examine for a moment this idea of dependence at the level of everyday living. In this area it is startling to dis- cover how dependent we really are, and how unconscious of that dependence. Every modern house has electric wiring carrying power and light to its interior. We are delighted with this dependence; our main hope is that nothing will ever cut off the supply of current. By so accepting our dependence upon this marvel of science, we find ourselves more independent personally. Not only are we more independent, we are even more comfortable and secure. Power flows just where it is needed. Silently and surely, electricity, that strange energy so few people understand, meets our simplest daily needs, and our most desperate ones, too.  –From Twelve Steps And Twelve Traditions

Cartoon by Darrell Fusaro inspired by this episode.

This cartoon was inspired by Darrell and Ed's conversation about God's love with guest Cheri Knight during this episode.

Daily Word
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Independence
I AM AN INDEPENDENT SPIRIT WITH UNLIMITED POWER.

I may have been born into challenging circumstances or run into difficulty along the way. Spirit gives me the inner resources to rise above whatever I face. I am free to think positively, act courageously, and soar like an eagle.

I value the ability to make decisions about matters that affect me. I use my spiritual powers to think and act in ways that benefit all. I have the power to do and be whatever I choose. I create the life of my dreams.

Attuned to Spirit, I am fearless and self-assured. I am confident and strong. I am an independent spirit and I am free.

The Lord will guide you continually, and satisfy your needs in parched places, and make your bones strong; and you shall be like a watered garden, like a spring of water, whose waters never fail.–Isaiah 58:11

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Last night while I was making dinner I listened to the show from last Wednesday which was Veterans Day. The one with Michael Penny. He was so inspiring and I felt he was a perfect fit for your show. One of the best shows so far.  Of course you and Edward were as inspiring as you always are"

From Rachel Gallant, New Hampshire
When I arrived at the post office.....I saw this plate!!
Lordy mercy!!!  God is Soooo Funny!!!  Have a Blessed Day!!
Living with my eyes Wide Open!! (My Heart too)
Much love to you both,
Rachel

From the state of enlightenment, New Hampshire. Thank you Rachel Gallant!

Joke of the Day

Darrell and Ed were staying in the dorms at Unity Village.  Jeff Comfort was nice enough to give them the room right next to his own.  When it came time for bed, Darrell was kneeling beside his bed, softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep."   Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to make our show sound the best on Unity Online Radio!!"

"There is no need to shout like that," said Ed. "God isn't deaf."

"No," said Darrell, "but Comfort is all the way in the other room."

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