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Rise and Shine!

12/11/2015

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L-R, Edward Biagiotti, Darrell Fusaro, and Pope Francis at Pauline Books & Media, Culver City, CA
It is painful when we compromise ourselves to meet the perceived expectations of others. Joy comes when we listen to our intuition and step out boldly to follow the wonderful plan God has placed in our hearts. Unity minister Ellen Debenport, author of Hell in the Hallway, Light at the Door, was invited in to read and discuss today's Daily Word®, "Brilliance."  Click here to listen/download.
The word "wicked" occurs more than 300 times in the Bible and is one of the most important terms to be found therein. In the Bible the word "wicked" really means "bewitched" or "Under a spell." the Law of Being is perfect harmony, and that truth never changes; out man uses his free will to think wrongly, and thus he builds up false conditions around him, and then believes them to be real. They look real, and so he forgets that it was he himself who made them, and thus he bewitches himself, or throws himself under a kind of spell; and of course as long as he remains bewitched in this way he has to suffer the consequences. Nevertheless, it is only illusion, or a spell, and it can be broken by turning to God.

The only way to break such a spell is to think of God, and that is why Jesus called it the strait and narrow way. "Oh foolish Galatians, who hath bewitched you?" said Paul, when he heard that some of his students had begun to believe in evil in this way.

"The wicked flee when no man pursueth." "The wicked shall be turned into hell." "Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and He will have mercy upon him." These are statements of what happens when we allow ourselves to be bewitched by our own thoughts into believing in any power other than God. We flee when no man pursueth--we are afraid of things without reason. We can suffer the pains of hell because "fear hath torment" --but when we turn to God, the spell is broken and harmony is restored.

Let us awaken from the spell under which the whole race lives, and know instead that God is all Power, infinite Intelligence, and boundless Love.

–Emmet Fox, .Make Your Life Worthwhile (pg64).
The 3 Breaths
"When I break the spell, I'm freed from hell!"

This person needs to make a decision on his own.  It may be a wrong one, but all of us make wrong decisions. The mature mind accepts the results of his error and minimizes any self-guilt. He proceeds on his course and makes more decisions, the majority of them being right.
Check your guilt load and begin rationalizing it away. No one ever makes mistakes on purpose. Mistakes are not consciously planned, they may be subconsciously planned, but even these can be freed of their emotional importance.  The lower your guilt load, the greater in your mental health.
No power anywhere sits in judgment of you. The universe is unconcern your mistakes. You are you're only judge, and the faculties of your mind are your only jury.  –Raymond Charles Barker,  The Power of Decision

However, there is no way you can get a new self image that could change your life if you begin with self rejection. The missing link in the practice of self image psychology is the realization that you do not change your self image by rejecting what you are but by discovering what you are.

You are already created in the image-likeness of God, not can be if you speak a lot of positive affirmations of truth.  Your true image is not something to get; it is a reality to discover. There is that of you that is the likeness of God.  It is your " I AM-age" this is what you really are, what you have always been. You can never be less.  Oh, you may identify yourself as less, and thus project that awareness into your life experience.  You may go along in all your affairs seeing less and manifesting less.  As the poet says, many persons die with all their music in them. But you can never be less then your "I AM-age", for you were created with your very own Divine potentiality and the power to for fill it in a prosperous and successful life experience.  How futile it is to try to "get" a success-image!

It is interesting that in the parable the prodigal son does not say, "I am a terrible person! Perhaps if I go back home I will get a new self image." No, the parable says very simply that "he came to himself." (LUKE 15:17)  Then he went home, not in quest of his "I AM-age", but out of his conscious realization of it."  -Spiritual Economics by Eric Butterworth

You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. - Marianne Williamson

We have a job to do. Like the moon and stars, we have our own special light to bring to the world. If we don't do it, no one else will; in fact, no one else can – because it is our special light. When we do our part, we help make the world a more beautiful place.  –God Grant Me…, December 4

The Taoist religion is one of the simplest paths to God. It advises, "Just be what you are. You do not need to change yourself to be divine. You are creative spirit, and to be powerful and happy, simply let nature take it's course. "  –A Deep Breath of Life by Alan Cohen, December 4

There is nothing in the Universe that wishes evil to anyone.  Indeed, it is only as we experience good that God is expressed through us.  The more completely we express God and the more of God do we become, that is, the more does God become personified through us.  –Ernest Holmes, Science of Mind, Pg. 470

You are not an observer of the universe.  You are a vital participant of the universe.  Let no one ever again tell you of your unimportance.  God did not make a mistake when you were born.  Intelligence created you to live in these times because you are equipped to meet the challenges of these times.  You are the right person, in the right place, to create a right world for yourself.  All of the resources of the infinite are already yours.  They need you as a means of self-expression.  –Raymond Charles Barker, The Power of Decision
Daily Word
Wednesday, December 9 , 2015
Brilliance

MY RADIANT DIVINITY SHINES THROUGH MY AUTHENTIC HUMANITY AND I AM WHOLE.
Jesus said, “You are the salt of the earth …you are the light of the world.” We are both human and divine. My human nature is real, open, and honest. I am grateful for my earthly body with which I express love, wisdom, and compassion.

My divine nature shines in acts of kindness and service. As musician Karen Drucker sings in “Let It Shine,” “I let my big, bright, brilliant beam of radiant light shine.” This affirmation echoes through my mind as I go about my day.

Jesus inspired us to shine our light as boldly as a city on a hill. Yet he also urged us to preserve our saltiness—our earthly grounding. I am radiantly whole when I embrace and express both my authentic, human self and my radiant, divine light.

You are the salt of the earth ... You are the light of the world.–Matthew 5:13-14
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From Hal Smith, Via DarrellandEd.com

I JUST HEARD YOUR SHOW FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY!I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY,SPONTANEOUS,AND ENTERTAINING,I PLAN TO TUNE IN AGAIN!


From Rachel Gallant, New Hampshire

I hope you are decking the Halls and Ringing the Christmas Joy Bells over there.
I'm sending you some Creative Cash for two more Books Darrell.
One for Rev. LeRoy Bessey at Unity of Greater Portland.
And the second for Richard F.
Richard heads up the Radiology dept. At Elliot Hospital in Manchester. He just lost his sister two months go and his mother passed away a few years ago. It is just he and his Dad in their immediate  family now. His Dad is 96 still drives and lives alone. Richard is challenged with the beginning stages of Parkinson disease.... I pray your book may offer Richard some peace of mind and unconditional love and may perhaps my act as a tool for a new perspective.

Have a wonderful Day Ed and Darrell!
Spreading -JOY-
Always,
Rachel

Joke of the Day
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.

He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
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Stop! in The Name of The Law

12/9/2015

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L-R, Edward Biagiotti and Darrell Fusaro
With faith, patience is transformed from waiting into enthusiastic anticipation. In the meantime, our job is to enjoy life and take care of the basics, for example, eating when we are hungry and resting when we are tired. David McClure, an officer of the law and Unity minister, joins Darrell and Ed to read and discuss today's Daily Word®, "Patience."  Click here to listen/download.
The 3 Breaths
"Stop, collaborate and listen."


The Coin of Joy.  Joy is the "How" you get what you want.  Pour Joy through you by getting in the mood of delight, then think of the things you want, and pour Joy into them, and you stimulate them into activity.  This activity of Joy is contagious.
"All things respond to the call of rejoicing.  All things gather where Life is a song."
Always keep an attitude of Joy and "tip toe" expectantly toward what you want!  Love, Joy, and Praise are feelings, or coins, that impulse what you desire into expression.  They make the invisible bridge over which your good comes.  This is the unfailing way of getting what you want, for Love never faileth.  –You, Frances Wilshire

I trust the Universal Spirit of prosperity to provide abundance for us here and now.  God gives the increase!"  –Catherine Ponder newsletter

I've seen a student, often, keep his demonstration, through resistance, or pointing the way.
He pins his faith to one channel only, and dictates just the way he desires the manifestation to come, which brings things to a standstill.

"My Way, not your way!", is the command of the infinite intelligence. Like all power, be it steam or electricity, it must have a nonresistance engine or instrument to work through, and man is that engine or instrument.

Over and over again, man is told to "stand still". "Oh Judah fear not; but tomorrow go out against them, for the Lord will be with you. You shall not need to fight this battle; set yourselves, stand ye still, and see the salvation of the Lord with you."

The student’s goal is Poise! Poise is Power, for it gives God-power a chance to rush through man, to "will and do It's good pleasure".  Poised, he thinks clearly, and makes "right decisions quickly."  "He never misses a trick."  –The Game of Life by Florence Scovel Shinn

“Charm is the ability to be oneself and the best part of oneself at all times and under all circumstances.” “When you are yourself, then you are truly somebody, a personality with a raison d'être peculiar to no one else.  While you try to be like someone else, then you're neither yourself nor the person whom you are imitating.”
Consciousness of harmony with your Divinity brings not only yourself into a state of poise, but affects others also when they are near you, by contagion.  What a wonderful power to have–a contagion of charm. Then whoever contacts you will have a shock of instant good.
It is the mind of Agreement and Harmony that charms. Interior states of mind opposed to charm are those of struggle.
“Charm is the power within to send the power without.”  –YOU by Francis Wilshire

Daily Word
Wednesday, December 2 , 2015
Patience

I AM PATIENT AND CONFIDENT, FOR I KNOW GOD IS AT WORK IN MY LIFE.
Living in an age of rapid communication—text messages, live news broadcasts, and more—is convenient. Yet, when I have to wait for other things, such as a package to arrive, or the work week to finish, patience is necessary. A seed cannot be rushed no matter how eager or how fervently I long to taste its fruit.

If I find myself impatient or forcing an outcome, I pause to observe my intentions and actions. I rekindle my faith by shifting my attention toward confidence in God’s perfect timing. I remind myself that things will work out in the right time and the right way.

Patience gives me peace of mind in my daily activities and for my long-term goals and dreams.

These are the ones who, when they hear the word ... bear fruit with patient endurance.—Luke 8:15

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From Stephanie Tina, Laguna Beach, CA
Comment on Youtube “What’s in YOUR Wallet?”
I LOVE this stuff!! I needed this today!!! No accident this WAS the very topic of the show. TY!

From Rachel Veilleux, Salem, New Hampshire
Happy Thanksgiving Darrell and Ed.
I'm Grateful for all your Fun Loving wisdom inspiration and Humor.  I think you both are The Awesome ones!!!!  Thank you for being YOU!!!

From Yoga In Your Workplace, Christina Robohm, Oakland, CA
Comment on "No Strings Attached" Youtube video

That was fantastic and SO needed. I am in a completely different mental space after listening. you weren't sure how the first segment went and I find that when I can't remember what I said/did, that's when god was flowing through me freely. that first segment was fantastic!!! Loved your song and DANCE. Thank you for being the guys I can tune into in a bad mood and not be annoyed, lol :-)
Joke of the Day
Should we tell everyone about the day Jeff Comfort was helping Darrell and Ed put their snow boots on during their last visit to Unity Village?

Darrell and Ed asked for help and Comfort could see why. With Comfort pulling and Darrell and Ed pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. By the time Comfort helped them get the final boot on, he had worked up a sweat.

Comfort almost lost it when the Darrell said, "Sorry to bother you,  but my boots are on the wrong feet." Comfort looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. Comfort managed to keep his cool as they worked together to get the boots back on -- this time on the right feet.

Ed then announced, "These aren't my boots." Comfort bit his tongue, like he had learned in his spiritual classes, rather than get right in Ed’s face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like he wanted to.

Once again Comfort struggled to help Ed pull his ill-fitting boots off.
Ed then said, "Wait, oh yeah, these are my brother's boots. Darrell made me wear them because he said they were more stylish than mine." Comfort didn't know if he should laugh or cry. He finally mustered up the grace to help Ed  wrestle the boots on back feet again.

Comfort then asked Darrell, "Alright, Darrell.  Now, where are your mittens?"

Darrell said, "Oh yeah!  I stuffed them in the toes of Ed’s boots ..."
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